![]() They are actually proud of being displayed like cows at a county fair. I’m not sure these girls understand what “demeaning” means as they are standing there, frozen, half naked on stage with their hair flying in the wind *barf*, getting different scores according to their face, posture, walk, butt, breasts, thighs, height, weight. She avoided it so gracefully though by kicking at the fabric like a mule. There was that one girl that was like a circus performer getting a bit too aggressive with all that fabric, she almost tripped and fell. ![]() I want to make love to all this joyous fabric around me.” I was embarrassed for them. Their facial expressions were so weird, “I am so hot. I tried to envision what the choreographer told these girls to do because they must have misunderstood. Not because the girls’ bodies were smokin’ hot (as if), but because of the way they kept swaying that fabric all over the place. The Swimsuit Contest: In brief, it made me dizzy. Well, at least he was competent enough to realize how stupid the girls’ answers were as he kept reassuring the judges that the girls were nervous (as if that’s a valid excuse for brain death). OMG! No jolly host, you didn’t just say that! His fake smile that remained frozen on his face for three hours made my cheekbones hurt.Īt one point, when he was introducing a contestant, he said: “Alice bet hebb el rasem wel maquillage ya3ni bterssom wejja rassem!” He also had more make up on his face than all the contestants. He annoyed me even more than all the girls. The host: this guy should be fined for being so lame. Not only did these girls rank less “than average to fugly” on the beauty scale, but also their IQ levels are two digits! I understand how stage fright can affect a person’s performance but come on, that bad?!Īfter finally overcoming my shock at the freak show I just watched, I decided it’s only fair to point out just how ridiculous last night’s show was. Picking at my cuticles would have been more meaningful.įor starters, whatever happened to the women of quality that used to join this pageant? Women that were actually educated, intelligent, and beautiful (minus the unsuccessful rhinoplasty). ![]() I must admit, it was the biggest waste of three precious hours of my life. ![]() After years of not watching the Miss Lebanon beauty pageant (or any beauty pageant for that matter) I decided to tune in after the fifth inside joke I heard about the participants. ![]()
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